{"id":109,"date":"2023-02-05T08:52:07","date_gmt":"2023-02-05T08:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/?page_id=109"},"modified":"2025-07-09T22:12:34","modified_gmt":"2025-07-09T14:12:34","slug":"up-to-no-good","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/drabbles\/one-piece\/up-to-no-good\/","title":{"rendered":"up to no good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI bet you were such a naughty kid,\u201d Nami said, sunbathing on her deckchair. Luffy was attempting to see how many of Sanji\u2019s cigarettes he could place on Zoro\u2019s head before Zoro woke up and noticed. Nami didn\u2019t hold out much hope for him; if Zoro didn\u2019t notice first, Sanji sure would. The man loved his cigarettes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEh. You think I was bad? You should\u2019ve seen Ace and Sabo,\u201d Luffy said. He was up to cigarette number five. \u201cThey always got told off by Dadan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nami smiled. Luffy didn\u2019t talk about his brothers a whole lot, so it always felt like he was sharing a somewhat locked part of himself with them when he did. \u201cDadan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah! She\u2019s a mountain bandit that looked out for us three. She sure was funny! I wonder how she\u2019s going.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zoro\u2019s hand shot out as he grabbed hold of Luffy\u2019s wrist, preventing him from sticking another cigarette in his hair. He glared at Luffy. \u201cBetter now that she\u2019s rid of you, no doubt.\u201d He brushed the cigarettes off of his head.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAw, you\u2019re no fun, Zoro. I only got to five!\u201d Luffy said, pouting.<\/p>\n<p>Sanji arrived and after giving Nami a chocolate sundae, he noticed the cigarettes on the floor. He felt his pockets. \u201cWho took my smokes!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Luffy laughed and chucked the box of the remaining cigarettes at Zoro\u2019s head. \u201cZoro did!\u201d he said, breaking free from Zoro\u2019s hold.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLies,\u201d Zoro said and stuck out a foot, tripping Luffy.<\/p>\n<p>Nami chuckled to herself as she ate the chocolate sundae Sanji made and watched the captain get berated by the cook. How they had gotten so far with such a mischievous captain who made silly choices was beyond her. But she wouldn\u2019t change a thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI bet you were such a naughty kid,\u201d Nami said, sunbathing on her deckchair. Luffy was attempting to see how many of Sanji\u2019s cigarettes he could place on Zoro\u2019s head before Zoro woke up and noticed. Nami didn\u2019t hold out much hope for him; if Zoro didn\u2019t notice first, Sanji sure would. The man loved\u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/drabbles\/one-piece\/up-to-no-good\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":42,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"drb-entry.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"fandom":[],"rating":[],"ship":[],"class_list":["post-109","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","wpautop"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":353,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/109\/revisions\/353"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"fandom","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fandom?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"ship","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/ship?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}