{"id":311,"date":"2023-10-14T10:42:39","date_gmt":"2023-10-14T02:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/?page_id=311"},"modified":"2023-10-14T10:43:00","modified_gmt":"2023-10-14T02:43:00","slug":"idiots","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/drabbles\/one-piece\/idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"idiots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou know, you were stupid to fight Mihawk. And you were lucky to come out of it alive,\u201d Nami said, sipping on the strawberry smoothie Sanji had made her. They were all on the Merry, en route to their next island. The sun was shining and the ocean\u2019s subdued waves gently rocked the Merry along.<\/p>\n<p>Zoro finished up his bicep curls before placing the dumbbell down. \u201cWhatever. I don\u2019t regret it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nami raised an eyebrow. \u201cWell then, you\u2019re a bigger fool than I initially took you for.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With clenched fists, Zoro huffed. \u201cTch. I\u2019m not a fool. I learned a lot that day; how far the gap between me and him is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Placing her smoothie on the small table by her sunlounger, Nami sat up. \u201cAnd almost lost your life in the process! How can you be okay with that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zoro crossed his arms. \u201cWell, I didn\u2019t die, did I? If I had, it would\u2019ve just meant I was too weak,\u201d he said, as if it was a perfectly reasonable explanation.<\/p>\n<p>Nami threw her hands up in the air. \u201cUgh. You are infuriating. Why do I even bother?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zoro just shrugged, before resuming his weight training.<\/p>\n<p><em>Muscleheads<\/em>, Nami thought, and not for the first time she found herself wishing for someone level-headed to talk to on the ship. Usopp was probably her best bet\u2014at least he had a sense of self-preservation.<\/p>\n<p>But that thought was quickly ruined when Usopp came running across the deck screaming and flailing as a crab had hold of his nose. Luffy was right behind Usopp, laughing almost to the point of tears.<\/p>\n<p>Nami was surrounded by idiots. Truly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou know, you were stupid to fight Mihawk. And you were lucky to come out of it alive,\u201d Nami said, sipping on the strawberry smoothie Sanji had made her. They were all on the Merry, en route to their next island. The sun was shining and the ocean\u2019s subdued waves gently rocked the Merry along.\u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/drabbles\/one-piece\/idiots\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":42,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"drb-entry.php","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"fandom":[],"rating":[],"ship":[],"class_list":["post-311","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","wpautop"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":313,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/311\/revisions\/313"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"fandom","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fandom?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"ship","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/ship?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}