{"id":87,"date":"2015-12-17T08:35:15","date_gmt":"2015-12-17T08:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/?page_id=87"},"modified":"2023-06-22T08:36:09","modified_gmt":"2023-06-22T08:36:09","slug":"bread","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cloverso.me\/fic\/drabbles\/one-piece\/bread\/","title":{"rendered":"bread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sanji was annoyed. He had looked everywhere for that damn marimo but to no avail. It was getting dark and it was Zoro\u2019s turn to take watch for the night. He considered asking one of the others if they\u2019d seen him, but they were all in bed and out for the count after their Christmas feast.<\/p>\n<p>Sanji went over the list in his head of places he\u2019d looked when it dawned on him &#8211; he hadn\u2019t checked the kitchen. It would be just like Zoro to be in there stealing all the booze. With newfound energy, Sanji turned on his heel and headed to the ship\u2019s kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>He was not prepared for what he saw. The kitchen was coated in flour and there stood Zoro, in Sanji\u2019s apron, kneading dough on the kitchen bench. Zoro jumped when he saw Sanji. \u201cWh-what are you doing in here?\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShouldn\u2019t I be asking you that!\u201d Sanji said. \u201cWhat the hell are you doing? Besides making a mess of my kitchen!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zoro kept his eyes trained on the dough he was kneading. \u201cI\u2019m making bread,\u201d he mumbled.<\/p>\n<p>Sanji was confused. That was his job, not Zoro\u2019s. \u201cMarimo, how drunk are you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zoro had the gall to look offended. \u201cI only had a few drinks!\u201d Sanji raised an eyebrow and continued to stare at him, looking for some sort of explanation. After a few silent moments a blush made its way to Zoro\u2019s cheeks and neck and in one quick breath he said, \u201cIt was so you could sleep in!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not understanding, Sanji said, \u201cHuh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zoro groaned before elaborating, \u201cDamn cook. I didn\u2019t get you anything for Christmas\u2026 yet you always work so hard for us. Thought you could have a sleep in for once.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It took a few moments for Sanji to process everything Zoro had said, but eventually he started laughing. He approached Zoro from behind and untied his apron. After the apron was off, Sanji gave Zoro\u2019s hip a quick squeeze and pointed to the kitchen door. Zoro sighed and started for the exit. With a final chuckle, Sanji said, \u201cI love you, but I don\u2019t trust your cooking. Stay out of my kitchen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zoro froze midstep to the door and slowly turned to Sanji. \u201cWhat did you just say?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sanji smirked. \u201cYou know exactly what I said, I\u2019m not repeating it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLove you too, damn cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sanji was annoyed. He had looked everywhere for that damn marimo but to no avail. It was getting dark and it was Zoro\u2019s turn to take watch for the night. 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